Ahhhh. It feels good to be able to say, once again, “Oh, this? This is my newest invention!” Of course the effects only complete if I add a slightly mad twitch to my eye during the delivery.
One thing I miss about some of my old boy shirts are those shirt pockets for holding [...]
Oh, by the way…
FUCK YES!
Nikola Tesla teaming up with Mark Twain to fight evil in turn of the century New York?
FUCK YES! Look at Tesla weilding those Resonant Coil Guns. If any aliens reading want to transport me to an alternate universe, please let it be that one.
So as you can see, I made it back safely.
My return to the city wasn’t exactly filled with fanfare. It’s like I had jumped out of the oven and into the cool-to-the-touch fryer. It wasn’t scorching, but SF was uncomfortably warm, by my standards.
Damn global warming, making me sweat. I hate that.
I [...]
So, what went wrong after my last entry?
Well, the Florida Storms came in, delaying my flight by two hours, which would make me miss my connecting flight in Phoenix to SF. So I stood in line for an hour and a half to get a new boarding pass printed up, putting me on a [...]
Heh, well, here I am.
I had meant to post, but I never seemed to find the time. And now, here I am sitting in Tampa International waiting for the flight back to civilization.
It was a pretty fun visit. I treated the family to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure. We got rained [...]
Well, I fly out tomorrow so this will probably be my last post this week. If it turns out to be my LAST post, it’ll be the planes fault, not mine.
Despite some promising turn of events with that girl I had been seeing, the Cold Fish, it’s over. We had a nice third [...]
Heh, silly me. That girl I shared my first kiss with? ‘Ally’? How could I forget- She’s the subject of my very first UCOMDL entry!
11/11/2000 on the old Geocities Site ——————>
So, we’ll see where things go with that. Knowing me, it can’t end well. But anyway…
The power just went out [...]
Hmm, guess I jumped the gun when I said she was married. More like engaged.
Totally unrelated to that revelation, I sent her an email and we chatted a bit.
It’s kind of cool, reconnecting with someone from your past like that. Granted, it’s not like it’s been all that long, maybe 5 years or [...]
And Go On it does, what with bills to be paid and work to be done.
Especially work. It’s pretty stressful, as the boss only seems to believe in delegating when it comes to himself. Me, I’m expected to know everything, and to do everybody else’s job.
I guess that’s why I make the big [...]
So it’s official- I’m headin’ “Home” for about a week.
I bought the plane ticket, and I’ll be leaving mid-July- just a couple of weeks from now.
The original plan was to head out there in September. Well, the original, orginal plan was to go to the Bahamas in June, and then catch Florida on [...]