The Toilet Bowl is my Friend-

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That’s why I’m hugging it.__________
Ohhhhhhhh…. Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..
Never Again.
Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, this hangover only ranks a 4, so it’s manageable. I cracked out the Mylanta and started downing shots of it, so at least my vomit is not of the acidic, zombie-spray variety. A little minty, actually.Anyhoo.
So I went [...]

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Inner Beauty, Outter H0tti

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So, here we go again.
‘Amy’ and I are going clubbing tonight, and we spent most of yesterday shopping in The Haight for some outfits. After hitting numerous stores I put together a slutty gothic-lolita-esque combination. Totally black, lots of frill and lace, complimented by my new F-Me shoes- open toed, with a four-inch [...]

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Come for a Cause

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Wowsers. Last night was one of the most surreal experience of my life.
*Oh, and this entry probably isn’t Work Safe, or for those under 21.*
So it started innocently enough, flipping through the free Onion newspaper that’s scattered all over the city, when I saw the ad for a Masturbate-a-thon. It sounded pretty interesting, [...]

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-Naked Yoga

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Now that I have a little more money coming in, I’ve been diverting some of the funs for ‘Pampering’. More skin care products, spa treatments, etc.
I’ve scheduled an appointment at one of those airbrush tanning places. Who knows what’s in those chemicals, but it seems healthier than irradiation.
Lately I’ve been trying [...]

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Oooh

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I wanna try this out!:
Pheromone Hair Gel
Well, I seem to be doing alright without it. But still. PHEROMONES! In HAIR PRODUCTS!
So this is what the future is like…

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Ugh

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So, here I am. Back at work.
A coworker got sick, so I’m filling in the evening shift, too. I probably won’t get paid for it either, seeing as how the hours I work and the amount I’m making is already ridiculous, and all the perks I get, I can’t bring myself to add [...]

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Pre-Vegas

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So, bought the tickets and made the arrangements. I just took a vacation in April, but seeing as how I’m working seven days a week now, I think by Mid-June another one will be in order. It’s funny, but I had a stopover in Vegas when I went to Florida a couple of [...]

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Nympho

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I met this girl at the hotel over a year ago named Rosie. She was kind of a burn out, doing drugs, getting into trouble…the usual M.O. of people who end up at this hotel.
Since I attract those kind of people we became friends, sort of. She ended up leaving last August, moving [...]

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Daytradin’

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I’ve been investing a bit in the stock market lately. It’s kind of fun, and a little addicting. I don’t have that much to invest, but it’s always nice seeing your stocks with those nice green numbers when the market closes.

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Narcissus

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Wow, I find myself looking at the most recent pics alot. Like, is that REALLY me?! I didn’t even have to adjust these ones aside from a little cropping. Eyeliner’s a miracle!
Maybe it’s because I was teased so much growing up. I always felt awkward and weird looking, which is probably [...]

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